En lørdag formiddag kom Hillary Clinton gående ned
                    gennem gågaden, og da hun gik forbi dyrehandleren så
                    hun en utrolig smuk papegøje. Hun gik straks ind i
                    forretningen og spurgte efter hvad den kostede. Hvorpå
                    indehaveren svarede
                    -kun 50 dollars
                    Hillary spurgte hvorfor den kostede så lidt, da de andre
                    papegøjer kostede op til 10.000 dollars. Indehaveren svarede
                    at ingen ville have den fordi den havde boet på et bordel og
                    havde derved lært en masse frække udtryk. Men Hillary købte
                    den alligevel og tog den med sig hjem til det hvide hus.
                    Da papegøjen havde set sig lidt omkring sagde den.
                    -New house new madam.
                    Derved mente den at det var et nyt bordel og Hillary var en ny
                    bordelmutter, Hillary smågrinede lidt og gik ud i køkkenet efter
                    en kop kaffe.
                    Lidt senere kom datteren hjem med nogle af hendes veninder
                    go papegøjen sagde.
                    -New house new hores.
                    Hillary forklarede pigerne om fuglens baggrund og den blev
                    tilgivet.
                    Lidt senere kom Bill Clinton ind af døren og Papegøjen sagde.
                    -Hello Bill 						  										One Saturday morning, as Hillary Clinton was out for a walk, she went by a pet store and saw an unusually beautiful parrot. She walked right in and asked what it cost. The owner answered that it was only fifty dollars. Hillary asked why it was going for so little, when some of the parrots were going for up to 10,000 dollars. The owner said that no one wanted it, because it used to live in a whorehouse and it had picked up all sorts of bad language. But Hillary bought it all the same and took it home with her to the White House.	  	After the bird checked out its new surrounding a bit, it said, "New house, new madam." He thought he was in a new brothel and that Hillary was the new mistress. Hillary just smiled a little and went into the kitchen for a cup of coffee.    	A little later when her daughter came home with some of her friends, the bird said, "New house, new whores." Hillary explained to the girls about the bird's background and all was forgiven.							  	Just then Bill Clinton walked through the door and the bird goes, "Hello, Bill!"